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Test Subject by xxLemonxAngelxx, literature

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Test Subject

Irony Evans's yellow-fanged mouth stretched into a grin when he stared at the oni he ha caught in his pentacle-trap. "I used the pure ichtor of a fallen maiden, you know," he informed the oni. The oni could only snarl at the boy. Saliva dripped from its mouth and sizzled on the steel floor of its cage. "What? Not impressed?" He tutted at the demon. "Nevertheless, I think I shall do some stuff now. Would you like to be a victim?" The oni only hissed. "Excellent. You now acknowledge that the world has no use for your pathetic mewling. You now accept that you are but a mere plaything for the more superior constructio

A Half-Assed Kyman Story by xxLemonxAngelxx, literature

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A Half-Assed Kyman Story

When Eric Cartman was a small tyke, no older than nine in fact, he loved abusing people. He was a magnificent bastard; with just a slur of words and a simple sentence, he could twist people's minds into doing his bidding. That was why it was very ironic, when Cartman found himself being screwed over by the universe. And by his Jew nemesis, Kyle. Oh god, Cartman hated those Judaist guts. Kyle was a rather feminine boy. At eight years old, he had thick, scarlet curls shaped into a crazy afro and a high-pitched voice. At fourteen, Kyle's bushy Jewfro soon subsided into a head full of silky auburn curls. They framed his pale, heart-shape

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Artist // Student // Literature

Feb 1
United States
Deviant for 14 years

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Yuumei

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Fight Club, Good Will Hunting, Girl Interrupted

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South Park

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One Direction, Carly Rae Jepsen

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Fight Club, Cloud Atlas, Fountainhead

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Jeannan Verlee, Roxane Gay

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you just lost it

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im a looser i dun game.

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xxLemonxAngelxx

Apr 26, 2014

south park/soul eater crossover

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okay, so, the most obvious ones are: Kyle Broflosky = Maka Albarn Stan Marsh = Soul Eater Evans Eric Cartman = Black Star Craig Tucker = Death the Kid but the ones that I disagree with are: Kenny McCormick = Tsubaki Tweek Tweak = Patti Wendy = Liz Butters = Crona If anything, I'm conflicted over who should be Maka: Kyle or Wendy. Because they're both pretty moral and intelligent, except STYLE kind of has moar priority than STENDY, sooooooo okay. But I still feel as if Wendy COULD be Maka. Meanwhile, Tweek Tweak: HE IS SO TOTALLY CRONA. HE CAN'T BE PATTI JUST NO. I get the CREEK association thingy, but just...something about that i

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xxLemonxAngelxx

Oct 8, 2012

Fever

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So, I've been reading Fever by Lauren Destefano...and blech. It's certainly better than the previous book: Wither. Wither had terrible world-building, the plot was nonexistent, and the heroine was a dull Mary Sue. But this time in Fever we have MORE AWESOME characters! Oh, but we still have fail!world-building, nonexistent plot, and a dull Mary Sue heroine. Hey, at least the book's able to venture out into the red light districts- albeit in a very judging, yet curiously casual way. What the heck? Oh oh oh- and the prose! The prose was awesome. It was poetic, almost lyrical, and almost everything sounded pretty. Even the part with a malforme

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xxLemonxAngelxx

Sep 27, 2012

don't u dare comment on this

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ok so if u comment on this then i have to do all the stuff below. but u don't have to. meaning that u shouldn't. cuz then i swear u will be up for some...nice...answers >.> c'mon now, i DARE u to comment :D 1. Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your DA page for 13 seconds (better not have any naaaaasty stuff in ur gallery ^.^ *is a hypocrite*. 2. Tell you a color you remind me of. 3. Tell you Element I think you belong to e.g. water, fire, air etc (AVATAR). 4. Tell you what comic, manga/anime, or video game character you remind me of. 5. Ask you a question, and you must answer.(HA SCREW THE CONSTITUTION NO MAN IS EQUAL